But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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