it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
a search helicopter?!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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