Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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