it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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