11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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