Its about making memories worth repressing
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Will exercising make me less horny?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
