Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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