Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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