And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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