I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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