He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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