if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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