it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
