btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need to calm my uterus...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize