TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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