Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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