Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
God, I missed his penis.
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