Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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