I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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