I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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