either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
MIDGETS
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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