I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Holy shit dude........stairs
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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