I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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