I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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