he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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