i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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