Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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