just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Let's get the cat blown out
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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