i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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