the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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