Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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