I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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