the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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