school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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