no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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