when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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