They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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