It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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