Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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