this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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