so that wasnt chicken after all
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
