ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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