she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
ttyl tear gas
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
