my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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