If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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