kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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