i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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