Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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