We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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