i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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