We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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