People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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