Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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